Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)
and just like that, the queen has returned and dethroned all of our faves with one swift motion
What if McCoy calls you in for a medical exam and he asks you routine questions and then he asks you if you’re sexually active and you say no and he doesn’t even look up from his PADD and says "Would you like to be?"
*picks up banana* hello
its your son. he is dead
just received some truly devastating news
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
John Green, Paper Towns (via kittymudface)
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"man this essay is taking forever"